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ask-the-dolorosa:

askthebullrebel:

ask-the-dolorosa:

"Choclety blood"?

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frankschlongbottom:

prongsmydeer:

Confused, drunk Sirius wanting to have a chat with James and requesting to Remus, “Bring me my Jame.” “James, Sirius.” “No, only that one.”

 (via prongsmydeer)

lunarmachin:

televisiontelepath:

Oh shit we’re all really dumb

Hussie-as-Caliborn getting social media accounts (deviantArt, and possibly Amazon) isn’t just a joke, it’s a plot device.

Homestuck has been slowly breaking format more often the closer we get to the end. Art is no…

thilk-secondary:

televisiontelepath:

Oh shit we’re all really dumb

Hussie-as-Caliborn getting social media accounts (deviantArt, and possibly Amazon) isn’t just a joke, it’s a plot device.

Homestuck has been slowly breaking format more often the closer we get to the end. Art is…

theanimejunkie:

bossubossupromode:

Two students, James and John were given a grammar test by their teacher. The question was, “is it better to use “had” or “had had” in this example sentence?”

The teacher collected the tests, and looked over their answers.

James, while John had had “had”, had had “had had.” “Had had” had had a better effect on the teacher.

welcome to the english language

felixkins:
witchester:

khaleesisizebed:

blusuedeshoez:

the LGBTQA resource center made a lil typo, i fixed it
*rolls eyes into oblivion*

And DONT erase ally either!

no just erase the ally
erase all the ally
being an ally is not a sexual orientation or a way of life that is discriminated against
so just erase the ally

Being an ally is like being a parent at a sporting event. Like yes great, you know those people on the field and you care about them but you are not playing the game you are not the one who is going to get hurt you have no stakes you personally do not ‘win’ anything so changing the A to ally is like a parent running out onto a field after a big game, ripping the trophy away from the child and being like:
LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME! I WON! I WON THE GAME! ME IT WAS ALL ME YOU GUYS COULDN’T HAVE DONE IT WITHOUT ME!!!!!!
and that is just plain silly.

felixkins:

witchester:

khaleesisizebed:

blusuedeshoez:

the LGBTQA resource center made a lil typo, i fixed it

*rolls eyes into oblivion*

And DONT erase ally either!

no just erase the ally

erase all the ally

being an ally is not a sexual orientation or a way of life that is discriminated against

so just erase the ally

Being an ally is like being a parent at a sporting event. Like yes great, you know those people on the field and you care about them but you are not playing the game you are not the one who is going to get hurt you have no stakes you personally do not ‘win’ anything so changing the A to ally is like a parent running out onto a field after a big game, ripping the trophy away from the child and being like:

LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME! I WON! I WON THE GAME! ME IT WAS ALL ME YOU GUYS COULDN’T HAVE DONE IT WITHOUT ME!!!!!!

and that is just plain silly.

toastyhat:

awomanontheverge:

life-is-fiction:

theinternetghostshavetakenover:


golgothasghirahim:

basstrip:

whoa

what omg

the english language, everyone

This hit me like a brick

And people wonder why authors use italics and bold and shit so reader’s understand what’s going the fuck on.

And of course I just read this in my head 7 times, stressing each word differently. 


The one thing that always bothers me is that the post seems to imply that this sentence is special that way, which it ain’t.STILL COOL THINKS THOUGH

toastyhat:

awomanontheverge:

life-is-fiction:

theinternetghostshavetakenover:

golgothasghirahim:

basstrip:

whoa

what omg

the english language, everyone

This hit me like a brick

And people wonder why authors use italics and bold and shit so reader’s understand what’s going the fuck on.

And of course I just read this in my head 7 times, stressing each word differently. 

The one thing that always bothers me is that the post seems to imply that this sentence is special that way, which it ain’t.
STILL COOL THINKS THOUGH

superlockedphan:

heckacentipede:

zombiesandporn:

cathilia-crimson:

checkzeattic:

menthol-drops-and-angel-wings:

levi4thans:

PEOPLE DIED 

102 YEARS AGO
THEY’RE ALL SKELETONS FIGHTING IN THE UNDERWATER SKELETON WAR NOW
CHILL

I’m sure they are very chill right now.

You might even say they’re…ICE COLD.

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT 

This post is a train wreck

are you sure its not a
ship wreck

superlockedphan:

heckacentipede:

zombiesandporn:

cathilia-crimson:

checkzeattic:

menthol-drops-and-angel-wings:

levi4thans:

PEOPLE DIED 

102 YEARS AGO

THEY’RE ALL SKELETONS FIGHTING IN THE UNDERWATER SKELETON WAR NOW

CHILL

I’m sure they are very chill right now.

You might even say they’re…

ICE COLD.

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT 

This post is a train wreck

are you sure its not a
ship wreck
tastefullyoffensive:

This is what happens when you don’t separate your colors and whites.[via]

tastefullyoffensive:

This is what happens when you don’t separate your colors and whites.

[via]

uu-cest:

the upd8 for those who didn’t see before the site crashed! 

Pssst, guys, upd8

secretdogs:

darning-socks:

You’re allowed to be sad, but please don’t think that nobody loves you.

i am actually almost crying about this

Guaranteed Platonic Diamonds Free Forever (Rose & Karkat) (1/1)?

curlicuecal:

read on AO3

Post-game, everybody gets collapsed with their alternate selves except for the Dirk-splinters.  This is clearly not traumatic for anyone.

AU writing meme prompt for cyberbunny verse, written for theUnvanquishedZims: what if Seb and AR had wound up in the same universe as everybody else?

Excerpt:

"Fucking Striders. If they’re not collapsing two existent personalities they’re subdividing into half a dozen new ones. Old-Strider, robo-Strider, fucking wiggler-hopbeast-Strider. What next? Banana-flavored-Strider? Why the fuck would we ever need that many Striders?”

“Yes, I’m sure this must be very distressing for you.”

Karkat turns, spinning slowly on one foot. He levels a silent stare.

You wiggle your eyebrows.

Pairings: Rose & Karkat, Rose & Dave, implied Davekat

———————

"Hey. Are you doing okay?"

“Karkat.” You force your fingers to unclench from your sewing—Kanaya’s been trying to teach you to embroider—and give your unexpected guest a small, restrained smile. “Still checking up on everyone?”

"If I didn’t make fucking hiverounds you’d all trip over your own frond nubs and drown in your nutrition discs, you know you would. You humans are all a panscrambled tumblefuck mess. So yes, Docterrorist Karkat is in the hive, please step into my examination block and tell me all your problems; as it turns out my whole sorry function in life is basically to serve as a repository for inept aliens to pour their blathering ceaseless stupidity-hatched complaints into my needy auditory canals. This is the pinnacle of my existence and fulfills my every desire. I’m a fucking feelings-jam philanthropist. Step right up, take your medicine, and if your palms start feeling wandery I promise my morail won’t maim you probably hardly at all."

You raise one eyebrow. Your expression has warmed several degrees—you can’t help it. “Well with that incentive… I’m quite well.”

Karkat looks extremely unconvinced.

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