I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL
Stop says the red light, go says the green
Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between.
KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT
WITH ITS EYE OF COAL
SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE
AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL
THIS IS ALWAYS FUCKING FUNNY
but why would you even give him the waterbed
he had scissors
If there’s one thing I’ve learned from reading fanfiction, it’s that clear communication will save you at least three chapters of angst.
January: Selfie Olympics
February: Flappy Bird
lets see how the rest of the year goes
March: No Oscar for Leonardo DeCaprio
April: it’s a metaphors, you’re a metaphors, we are a metaphor, if I see another metaphor I’m going to kill someone
Wonder how July is gonna be
i will keep reblogging this each month
ERIDAN’S SYMBOL IS CUT IN HALF OH MY GOD
SO IS TAVROS
OH MY GOD
SO IS FEFERI’S
okay was that door just like made by a time traveling homestuck reader
do that mean Aradia will be in half as well?
#but u see w aradias#its at the top#it IS the door#shes the one who made all of this shit hapen remember#w/o he they wouldnt have a game bc not only did she get it but she also convinced sollux to hack it to make it playable#aradia IS the door
this is horrible
THAT’S IT I’M OFFICIALLY DONE HOMESTUCK HAS BEEN ACCEPTED BY 4CHAN
Baby Feferi goes swimming with Big Sister Meenah!
If you ever think nepeta is a weirdo remember both the alpha and beta versions of her ancestor were hardcore religious freaks one was screwing jesus and one was fucking satan nepetas the normal one here 4 rls
I CANT BREATHE
yeah but nepeta was the one that wanted to bang god
i love this fandom
Never go full Gaston.
WHEN DID THIS GET 2000 NOTES
when you went Full Gaston
you fucking salmon
Never not reblog