what is internet, how do i tumblr
sirtroyofbaker:

balalaikaboss:

ejacutastic:

I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL

Stop says the red light, go says the green
Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between. 
KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHTWITH ITS EYE OF COAL SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL

THIS IS ALWAYS FUCKING FUNNY

sirtroyofbaker:

balalaikaboss:

ejacutastic:

I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL

Stop says the red light, go says the green

Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between. 

KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT
WITH ITS EYE OF COAL 
SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE 
AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL

THIS IS ALWAYS FUCKING FUNNY

deppsex:

but why would you even give him the waterbed

he had scissors

for hands

scissors

hogwarts

yandere-soundwave:

cheese3d:

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Daves worst nightmare

mistyzeo:

patternofdefiance:

If there’s one thing I’ve learned from reading fanfiction, it’s that clear communication will save you at least three chapters of angst.

AMEN.

2014 so far

puppyresidue:

fabuloushetahungary:

toroheicho:

omidtheamnesiacender:

punished-gagsy:

anguisant:

the-internet-addict:

smallvagina:

kawaiiibatman:

smallvagina:

January: Selfie Olympics

February: Flappy Bird

lets see how the rest of the year goes

March: No Oscar for Leonardo DeCaprio

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April: it’s a metaphors, you’re a metaphors, we are a metaphor, if I see another metaphor I’m going to kill someone

May:

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June:

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Wonder how July is gonna be

i will keep reblogging this each month

July:

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July:

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ask-gallows-callibrator:

makaramore:

minikarkatvantas:

dominicsellie:

marinab0t:

hyperpiglet:

kawaiimarshmello:

dave-vriska:

ERIDAN’S SYMBOL IS CUT IN HALF OH MY GOD

SO IS TAVROS


OH MY GOD

SO IS FEFERI’S


okay was that door just like made by a time traveling homestuck reader 

do that mean Aradia will be in half as well?

#but u see w aradias#its at the top#it IS the door#shes the one who made all of this shit hapen remember#w/o he they wouldnt have a game bc not only did she get it but she also convinced sollux to hack it to make it playable#aradia IS the door

this is horrible 

ask-gallows-callibrator:

makaramore:

minikarkatvantas:

dominicsellie:

marinab0t:

hyperpiglet:

kawaiimarshmello:

dave-vriska:

ERIDAN’S SYMBOL IS CUT IN HALF OH MY GOD

SO IS TAVROS

OH MY GOD

SO IS FEFERI’S

okay was that door just like made by a time traveling homestuck reader 

do that mean Aradia will be in half as well?

#but u see w aradias#its at the top#it IS the door#shes the one who made all of this shit hapen remember#w/o he they wouldnt have a game bc not only did she get it but she also convinced sollux to hack it to make it playable#aradia IS the door

this is horrible 

gaystripclub:

THAT’S IT I’M OFFICIALLY DONE HOMESTUCK HAS BEEN ACCEPTED BY 4CHAN

gaystripclub:

THAT’S IT I’M OFFICIALLY DONE HOMESTUCK HAS BEEN ACCEPTED BY 4CHAN

exaltedgalaxies:

Baby Feferi goes swimming with Big Sister Meenah!

alternianpotatoes:

kurloz—-makara:

sexykangaya:

ardentcatanova:

lindzar:

didntscarethearchetypes:

If you ever think nepeta is a weirdo remember both the alpha and beta versions of her ancestor were hardcore religious freaks one was screwing jesus and one was fucking satan nepetas the normal one here 4 rls

I CANT BREATHE

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yeah but nepeta was the one that wanted to bang god

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i love this fandom

rawthoughtsandbrainbarf:

chaosifized:

chaosifized:

Never go full Gaston.

WHEN DID THIS GET 2000 NOTES

when you went Full Gaston

dopeybeauty:

you fucking salmon

disneys-always-first:

Never not reblog

hugh-jackmeoff:

shikarius:

Remember, kids: Your OTP is cool and all, but Save Room for Jesus

Jesus Saves Comic Con Part 2

This literally my favorite